agent (Christian Slater) hunts a rogue assassin (Elika Portnoy) who is targeting high-profile targets already on America’s Most Wanted list. Another one, starring the charismatic Christian Slater, left its mark on celluloid, albeit, unfortunately. Seems like 2012 was the year for all the “not-so good” movies to come out. This is perhaps the only time, that ‘a thousand words’ left me speechless. This time around, he disguised a toilet paper for a script. His brazen and awe-inspiring looks and costumes over the years have always kept the audiences guessing. Can he find a way to break the curse and save his life? Eddie Murphy is a master of disguise. His attempts to keep quiet wreak havoc on his life. Should have been something like MINUS ten.Ī dishonest agent is afflicted by a curse that would kill him if he speaks over 1000 words. But the ZERO rating? I don’t think so it is justified. The acting, whilst not inspiring or tepid, is decent. Following Kate, “the shark whisperer”, and her newfound fear of sharks (ironic), the film is a disaster from the first minute to the last. This 2012 film couldn’t salvage a damn thing, let alone the producer’s money. You would expect a bikini-clad Halle Berry would save a movie. ![]() Though the premise doesn’t seem as bad prima-facie, it will make you cringe with hatred and pain once you see its extended story. Because the by-product of their amalgamation and a horrendous script almost took our lives. A power outage changes the lives of six groups of New Yorkers (Patrick Stewart, Jon Heder, James Roday) when they become trapped in elevators on Christmas Eve. You would think a film starring Patrick Stewart, Gary Cole, and Julianna Guill would be decent, if not great. Never make a movie for commercial reasons. And there’s a lesson ladies and gentlemen. Though the first movie was a classic, a film more than just some gory scares, and had some credibility, the second had people stumped as to why the movie was made. One of them drinks it and the journey to hell begins. When his body falls in the reservoir, it contaminates the water in it. The premise follows a group of school friends, who rent a cabin in the woods and kill an ailing man. Apart from the classic paradoxes in science and technology, one such being The Bermuda Triangle, or how Donald Trump trumped the USA Presidential Elections, there is still one which will never be solved: why Eli Roth decided to remake his own movie? The 2016 horror-flick (literally), is a beat-to-beat remake of Roth’s 2002 film of the same name. (sigh) Here is the list of 10 worst movies of last 10 years. However, that was one of the things that really set the original apart, and made viewers fall in love with it.We, therefore, decided to take a macabre sojourn to the past, to list out some movies so bad, they were rated a ZERO on Rotten Tomatoes. Honestly, it doesn’t look too different than the original, other than the fact that they may be taking more of a serious approach in terms of direction and characters. I hate to say this, but after watching the trailer, I’m sort of left thinking: why? Check out the new Cabin Fever remake trailer below: Well, we’ve now got our first little taste of the Cabin Fever remake, which will be released on February 12th, which is my birthday, none-the-less. I mean, it could be cool to see someone handed the same script as someone else, and see what they do with the story. After all, with Roth supporting it, and the general concept, I’d like to see what could come of a remake not only as a horror fan, but as someone that studies film in general. It was a wtf kind of moment, but whatever. It was a bit surprising, because the news just hit when Cabin Fever: Patient Zero had literally just been released. Sheesh, the shit you read on the web these days, huh?Īs I said above, we knew this remake was coming. ![]() Once again, this proves that it would be pointless to remake his own film. That being said, he’s also stated that he’d like to see Travis Zariwny’s interpretation of his script. Instead, Roth is a an executive producer on this project. That’s not the case, and those writers shelling that bullshit out should be ashamed of themselves. It’s understandable why some people may think this, because in a shitty attempt at click-bait, some sites out there make it sound like Roth is back behind the camera. The first misconception people have is that Eli Roth is actually remaking his own film. ![]() Honestly, I was a bit surprised when I had originally heard the news, but I was a bit interested. So, we all knew this was going to happen, it was just a matter of when.
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